great win @MelbStormRLC !!! It only cost half of billy's ear! # melbourne storm! 2012 nrl grand finalist winners. very chuffed. great game. great GREAT game. # @BillySlatersEar awesome. # home now. going to try doing a lightning quick clean before my wife gets home. surprises to her! # @NRL his hEARing? in reply to NRL # operation: feed my wife yum spicy food was a success. next up – operation: attack ze germanz. # http://t.co/ctyFa0Wx my friend vince is a little weird. but his competition's in the right place. # how depressing to think australia has so many backwards-thinking… Continue reading →

http://t.co/y6kqcwCO tough kid. but then, you'd have to be tough when you're surrounded by assholes #whitneykropp # @NRL big mal all the way. in reply to NRL # i wish joe abercrombie's 'red country' would hurry up. # doctor who tonight!!! i'm going to make something special to eat and have a great evening in front of the television. # today i can't buy Joel Shepherd's 'sasha' because it's a freebie in america and australia obviously didn't want to, so they just deleted it. # australian publishers are out of touch and run by scrooge mcduck. # nrl grand final… Continue reading →

anyone else use/like shelfari for amazon books? # @gavreads depends on the style of fantasy you like. i find epic fantasy is a bit on the rare side. in reply to gavreads # just got another peek at the updated version of my new cover. it's squeaking awesome! # australian fantasy at its most violent. #noordinaryjourney for sure. http://t.co/JEYEZiGQ # asking australians to protest peacefully is like asking us to drink responsibly. # i am seriously loving this year's doctor who episodes. matt smith is easily becoming my fave doctor over tom baker. shock! # just been offered a few… Continue reading →

http://t.co/JEYEZiGQ "revenge of the elf" free for today only at amazon! #ebooks #free #kindle # @SimonHoneydew works for me! in reply to SimonHoneydew # http://t.co/H1BU5OAx being rude to retail and restaurant staff seems a universal hobby… #ihateworkinginretail # just finishing the final touches to the sequel, and hope to have it up next week! # thurston was right. the cowboys were robbed. what's the video ref's excuse this week? left his glasses at home? # Pretty Things — More Artwork | The Open Window http://t.co/A6rcgbKm via @rebelmouse #reviews #coverart # fake book reviews scandals | lucas thorn http://t.co/1ZgaGWNH via @rebelmouse… Continue reading →

nearly finished first round of editing for book #2 a long slippery road. # i still can't believe some of the jokes i've used this time. a winnie the pooh joke in a book as violent as this? with elves in it? # http://t.co/rnorJOz1 there's something so wrong with vince kramer's mitt romney obsession… # my eyes are sore from all this editing. time to play some gw2 and relax! #gw2 #guildwars2 # just a quick ask, if you've read "revenge of the elf" and have time, reviews on amazon would be delicious! like cake. http://t.co/JEYEZiGQ # off to the… Continue reading →

the paralympics manages 6 minutes of footage on tv. still, that's 6 minutes more than last time. :/ # @greg_inglis you are a monster! didn't anyone teach you to play nice with your toys? you nearly broke poor sandow in half! #awesome # @BlogtorWho what about eating them? in reply to BlogtorWho # just finished the final rewrite of nysta #2 duel at grimwood creek. time for another round of editing! hoping for a late september release! # @GuildWars2 @FireMonkeyX keep it up, too, anet. it might make some people think twice before spitting hate and venom. very good. in… Continue reading →

just made an awful series of jokes for the ending of chapter 14. true melted cheese on joke. # http://t.co/O1DMiYhM amen. i was just thinking how much i miss watching @MartinLang10 run the ball. my favourite forward ever. # time for a watching of true romance tonight. # @Krasnostein there's a train conversation that needs secret recording and popping up on youtube. in reply to Krasnostein # http://t.co/xHBR2AOe hybrid fantasy is trending? yay! now i don't feel bad mixing westerns with fantasy @FantasyFaction #fantasy # you can't have equality while there's people whose job it is to tell you what… Continue reading →

still reading steven erikson's book with mute jealousy and awe. # just saw an awesome new peek at my next cover for nysta 2: duel at grimwood creek. it looks amazing!!!! http://t.co/JEYEZiGQ # http://t.co/rIKzI6Cy friend just sent me this video of @SteveKardynal and i just hurt myself laughing. #whocanisuenow # http://t.co/rIKzI6Cy friend just sent me this video of @SteveKardynal and i just hurt myself laughing. #whocanisuenow # http://t.co/2Udw47De i just can't wait for the new doctor who. when will it materialize? # http://t.co/efSewWtm nicely written! # working hard on chapter 12-14 today. nysta's knives are getting a good work out.… Continue reading →

http://t.co/Ou5QSAdF sweet stuff – "revenge of the elf" on paperback on #amazon # nice last run by jessica ennis. # well done, tom slingsby # check out the newspaper delivery guy's style! http://t.co/LmG9jPFv should be an olympic sport! and he's got 4 fingers missing! #INSPIRING # been editing and editing. a nice productive day. # http://t.co/aWPjhb9G election time is revolting for the way politicians pander to racists to squeeze out votes. # http://t.co/JEYEZiGQ working hard tonight on the sequel. halfway there! # http://t.co/cKF40ZlU – best post yet on gw2 ad we head into the closing chapter toward release. #killtenrats #… Continue reading →

@channelnine your olympics coverage smacks of exploitation for advertising rather than covering the games. awful. # what's with the judging at the olympics this year? the korea vs germany fencing was a farce. # @kesava australia does this, too. in reply to kesava # ulnar nerve in my left arm seems to be the main problem with my hand lately. driving me crazy! # #RejectedOlympicEvents 50m speed dating. # http://t.co/sVrel2PQ latest skyfall trailer looks awesome! #skyfall # another chapter finished, and another awful pun allocated. # i wish doctor who would hurry up and get here. i swear, i need… Continue reading →